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Rogan and Mac mock people on the Internet. But mostly Rogan. It's a long-standing tradition. Please note that Rogan's favored haunches to roast tend to belong to people discussing sex in graphic, silly ways. This page is NOT safe for work! These go in chronological order, so the newest ones are at the bottom. Romance Blurbs. A tradition starts when Rogan and Mac start looking at the back cover blurbs of a stack of romance novels. More Romance Blurbs. It's been a bad day. How to deal with it? Have fun with more romance novel cover blurbs, of course! Ask Jake. Jake answers questions about men for Glamour. Rogan takes umbrage against Jake's answers. Snarkity snark snark! Behold! The Power of Penis! Mac has a bad habit of doing silly online tests for the lulz. When he finds one about how good a boyfriend he'd be to someone with a large penis, he had to find out. Little did he know that it was more a whine-fest by a man whose endowments were not properly appreciated. The Anal Cult. We didn't invent this title. This turnip-head means it literally. Choose Frot, Choose Life. (WARNING: NSFW IMAGES.) Rogan and Mac are horrified to realize that the Anal Cult guy, for all his talk of sheeple, pretty much plagiarized his entire argument from the Cockrub Warriors. Rogan, never one to cease mockery, pursues to the source, only to find lots of pictures of butts. Please don't read this while your boss, child, grandmother, or minister is in sight. Nice Guy Rant: The Musical. There seems to be a misconception that nice = unassertive, and that these unassertive (aka: "nice") guys are being cruelly treated by the female race. Rogan and Mac find a woman's vindication of them, and perform it musically with Miranda. The Personals. Rogan and Mac have bonding time mocking Craigslists personals. It's what they do on slow nights. (WARNING: NSFW IMAGES!) The G0ys. Rogan discovers the cousins to the Cockrub Warriors: the g0ys. Mac and Rogan have a gay old time. This started the grand tradition of keeping a record of all their bad sex euphemisms, and playing g0y bingo. (Play a game yourself!) Accidental G0y. Rogan and Mac move on to g0y porn. In case you couldn't tell, it's bad. Also stars the worst sexual euphemism we've ever seen--and we've seen a fair few. Contempt for Masculinity: Rogan and Mac are horsing around in the Men's Self-Help Section of the bookstore, when a press release falls out, all about how men are marginalized and losing power in our society. Mac and Rogan go wild. |